{"product_id":"snarky-crochet","title":"Snarky Crochet","description":"Craft your sass into every stitch with the hilariously irreverent patterns and crochet fun waiting for you in Snarky Crochet!\n\nIf you’ve ever wanted to say what you really think—without actually saying it—Snarky Crochet has you covered. From viral crochet creator Lisa Ha (@gettohookingcrochet), this bold and brilliantly petty pattern book is designed for makers who want to turn their feelings into fiber. Whether it’s pettiness, irritation, heartbreak, or straight-up spite, there’s a project here to help you stitch it out with sass.\n\nWith 15 lippy crochet patterns that blend sarcasm, humor, and passive-aggressive charm, Snarky Crochet redefines what a craft book can be. Along with the patterns, you’ll find a hefty supply of crochet jokes, practical listicles, and must-learn tips, like how you can keep crocheting when surrounded by idiots. \n\nInside this one-of-a-kind book, you’ll find:\n\n15 cheeky patterns, including the Middle Finger Cactus, Spite Stripe Scarf, Cat Butt Coasters, and more!\nBeginner-accessible instructions so anyone can join the petty party—no matter their skill level.\nTips for customizing projects to throw even more shade with your stitches.\nListicles, jokes, and fiber puns for endless crochet fun!\nInspiration for gifts, gag projects, and yarn-fueled emotional catharsis.\n\nEach pattern is an outlet—whether you’re crocheting a revenge project for an ex-friend, or just need a reason to cackle while you craft. Lisa’s voice is equal parts hilarious and empowering, inviting you to be unapologetically yourself and have fun with your yarn.\n\nPerfect for Gen Z crafters, punk-hearted fiber artists, and anyone who’s tired of pastel bunnies and cozy clichés, Snarky Crochet is a celebration of humor, honesty, and handmade rebellion. Use it to start conversations, get a laugh, or just vent in the most productive (and passive-aggressive) way possible.\n\nBecause sometimes the best way to heal—or roast someone—is one stitch at a time.","brand":"The Quarto Group","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57988045242703,"sku":"9780760399682","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0956\/4058\/4527\/files\/9865acf63d9566b4a59ac3835730e1c7abdf594e412ecbd42d38fc322af5b6db.jpg?v=1781937783","url":"https:\/\/www.yarnwhisperer.co.uk\/products\/snarky-crochet","provider":"Yarn Whisperer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}